“delrayser.tumblr.com is probably written by a female somewhere between 18-25 years old. The writing style is personal and happy most of the time.” —NAILED. IT.
ready for some footbAWLLLLLLL!
I cannot decide which phrase from the opening paragraph of this Awl piece I most want to seduce and impregnate, but it’s probably either “Chris Berman’s monstrous, booze-purpled lungs” or “the glottal honk of CBS’s Tony Siragusa in a golf shirt.”